I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.
LordT
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 08:02:39
I'll start working on the harpoons for catching space whales. We'll call them Elon-poons and I'll have a contest that college kids can enter to make them for me for free. Quick, call the news vans!
ChadPole
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 09:20:01
This article has nothing to do with Elon!
While we're speaking about him, though, it looks like the US Air Force and NASA are both interested in investing in his totally useless car paint. Too bad it won't get us to Mars!
LordT
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 10:57:13
That's what you think! Elon-paint(tm) will be the next breakthrough in futuristic rocket decoration. The paint actually acts as miniature ball bearings that push the rocket through the viscous atmosphere of the earth at top speeds. Of course, we will need to fully magnetize the entire rocket to get the miniature bearings to stick, but we'll worry about developing that technology later. For now, we will enlist all elementary school children to start molding bearings by hand so that we will have enough by the time someone else invents a way to fully electromagnetize an entire rocket and still get it into space.
Date_Posted: 2017-10-19 22:44:57
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 08:02:39
I'll start working on the harpoons for catching space whales. We'll call them Elon-poons and I'll have a contest that college kids can enter to make them for me for free. Quick, call the news vans!
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 09:20:01
This article has nothing to do with Elon!
While we're speaking about him, though, it looks like the US Air Force and NASA are both interested in investing in his totally useless car paint. Too bad it won't get us to Mars!
Date_Posted: 2017-10-20 10:57:13
That's what you think! Elon-paint(tm) will be the next breakthrough in futuristic rocket decoration. The paint actually acts as miniature ball bearings that push the rocket through the viscous atmosphere of the earth at top speeds. Of course, we will need to fully magnetize the entire rocket to get the miniature bearings to stick, but we'll worry about developing that technology later. For now, we will enlist all elementary school children to start molding bearings by hand so that we will have enough by the time someone else invents a way to fully electromagnetize an entire rocket and still get it into space.