"It was dark and damp and the air smelled like AAASSSSS! Looking around there were tools everywhere. But not just normal human sized tools, tiny baby sized ones! They had pickaxes and shovels and other such BULLSHIT. Then, out of the corner of James' eye, he saw them. Not just one but many ones! They were coming right for him! James tried to SHIT HIMSELF - maybe the gnomes would take pity on him, but it was too late!"

Yeah, about what I expected:

I’d pay $5 for it, but not $10.99… that’s like the price of a real book.

It could go in the bathroom reading basket, next to the Twister fanfic.

I'm sure you'll be able to find a copy for $5 or less in the near future.